MAGA Man Chapter 3: The Last Update
Some people crave the end of the Great Divide, some people want to keep it alive at all costs. I just want to be weird in private.
This is the last update about MAGA Man. (Here’s Chapter 1 and Chapter 2). And no, we don’t hate each other, although I’m pretty sure some folks wish we did. I’m sorry to disappoint them, especially the pearl clutcher who told me I gave new life to the old anti-feminist trope “she just needs a good fuck.” (I’m not actually sorry).
Is it perfect? No. Do we want to strangle one another sometimes because one of us doesn’t see what the other one sees? Yup. Are we dating in a traditional way that will lead to a committed relationship? I don’t think so, but he’s likely gonna read this, so that’s all I’ll say about that. But have our politics caused a rift so great that we’ll never talk again? Nope. In fact, we have another sexy escapade planned next week. Again, sorry to disappoint everyone who was hoping otherwise. (Again, not actually sorry).
But this is the last update because MAGA Man — and this will come to a shock in this Kardashianized, Oprah-fied era — pointed out that it’s hard to be real with each other if I’m reporting on it later. He has a point. Before I started opening up my veins and bleeding on the page aka…
