When the computer says goodbye I want to kill someone. - Adeline Dimond - Medium

did anyone else really hear that "Goodbye"?

Audrey Wells

Jan 29, 2022

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When the computer says goodbye I want to kill someone.

Adeline Dimond

Written by Adeline Dimond

Federal attorney, writing thought crimes on Medium. To connect: Adeline.Dimond@gmail.com

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