When is my Ex-Boyfriend Getting Divorced?

I’m ready to pounce.

Adeline Dimond

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Photo by Dan Dennis on Unsplash

If JLo can do it, so can I is not a thought I have often, or ever really. Her work ethic blows mine out of the water and she also has perfect skin. But when she somehow pulled off the magic trick of getting not only back together with, but married to Ben Affleck after seventeen years, I immediately decided that I too could go and retrieve my ex-boyfriend…

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