The Levain Cookie is Bad

Veritas Omnia Vincit

*Co-written by Harris Sockel because we are patriots. You can find our other collab here.

An Allegory of Truth and Justice, Cherubino Alberti, 1628 | Metropolitan Museum of Art, Open Access Program

Despite what you have heard, the Levain cookie is bad.

You may be unaware of the Levain cookie, because it is only available in New York, Los Angeles, Boston, Chicago, and Washington, DC. But make no mistake, the Levain cookie is coming for you.