1 min readMay 30, 2020
Thank you Hadas Nidam! I wrote this before the world really started falling apart — hopefully it can still make people laugh.
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Written by Adeline Dimond
Federal attorney, writing thought crimes on Medium. To connect: Adeline.Dimond@gmail.com
