Sybarite’s Ins and Outs for 2024

Stay in bed, baby.

Canopy for a bed, French, early 18th Century | Metropolitan Museum of Art, Open Access Program

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Crying in public/trauma bonding. Rescue dogs. Credit card debt. Becoming a Bed Creature™. Gel manicures, red lipstick, fake eyelashes. Consumerism. Mild porn addiction. Watermelon juice. Weird Danish light fixtures. No longer pretending to like jazz. Looking at your phone whenever you want. Hummingbirds. Muffaletta sandwiches. Road trips (because…