Oh, I've lost it like the rest of us, but if I'm going to McDonald's it's not for the cookies. - Adeline Dimond - Medium

I’m relieved that you did not, in fact, purchase the single cookies.

Michelle Teheux

Apr 2, 2022

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Oh, I've lost it like the rest of us, but if I'm going to McDonald's it's not for the cookies.

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Written by Adeline Dimond

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