My dad is in an assisted living facility, and I want to move in with him because I assume all this dreck doesn't exist there. Let's hope.

As for having the opposite problem -- yes, I've definitely heard that from friends who are so athletic, like you, they just never grew boobs. I imagine that the comments are just as hurtful.

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