Melissa - he doesn't get it, no matter how many times we explain it to him. His brain literally cannot comprehend that that my boobs are not big solely because of weight gain, and he does not get that when he says I should "change" if I'm not willing to "rock it" he is talking about a significant surgery. I tried to explain it to him a few times and then realized that we just he just can't figure this out for some reason. I would go on and make jokes about intelligence, but that wouldn't be in the spirit of the original piece. Thanks for having my back. :)