I’m a Fake so I Can be Real

An ego-driven introduction to me, a fake person on the internet.

Photo by Tim Mossholder on Unsplash

I really loathe “about me” stories, about as much as I hate brioche buns on hamburgers, overhead lighting, and the phrase “girl boss.” But I find myself writing one now because somehow overnight my follower count exploded (no complaints, obviously) and in a moment of unadulterated egocentricity, I started to…