I don't have one of those 1980s large bathtubs, but I do have the original bathtub from when the house was built in 1939 -- and they really knew how to build bathtubs back then. Long and deep. I literally cannot ever move out of this house because of this bathtub.

To be fair, Dan always - always - felt terrible that I had my back to the faucet and he got the slopey part, but he's about 10" taller than I am, and so I always insisted that we sit this way. Not his fault.

And yes, Dan was fun!

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