I Can’t Stop Thinking About Linda Evangelista’s CoolSculpting Lawsuit

How are we supposed to age, anyway?

Marble fragment of votive relief with Athena, ca. 405–390 B.C., Metropolitan Museum of Art, Open Access program.

I told a friend that I wanted to write about Linda Evangelista and her lawsuit against Zeltiq, the parent company of CoolSculpting, and she promptly shut me down. “Isn’t that a tired subject? Beautiful models with body dysmorphia?” But that’s not why I’m ruminating over this story. My…