I Can’t Stop Thinking About Linda Evangelista’s CoolSculpting Lawsuit
How are we supposed to age, anyway?
I told a friend that I wanted to write about Linda Evangelista and her lawsuit against Zeltiq, the parent company of CoolSculpting, and she promptly shut me down. “Isn’t that a tired subject? Beautiful models with body dysmorphia?” But that’s not why I’m ruminating over this story. My friend is right that the subject of women hating their bodies is a tired, boring story. That’s not the interesting part. The interesting part is the Greek tragedy of it all.
A recap: Linda Evangelista is a person of otherworldly strange beauty. In the 80s and 90s she looked like a cross between a gazelle and a hammerhead shark, made of alabaster — but in the best way. You could tell she knew a secret the rest of us didn’t: what it felt like to look so rarefied, so beautiful and bizarre and extra-terrestrial.
Apparently somewhere along the way, like many of us, she gained weight. She decided to “fix” this by undergoing CoolSculpting treatment. She now alleges that this treatment made her permanently disfigured. Enter lawsuit.
Without googling, here’s what I understand about CoolSculpting after years of reading glossy mag articles, Instagram ads, and brochures from med spas: It’s a non-invasive treatment to “melt”…