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Here are Some Drinking Games for You, America

There’s a game for everyone.

Adeline Dimond
5 min readNov 10, 2024

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Hi, America! I have some drinking games for you, even though you are already obviously very wasted. You have mascara dripping down your face. But I will hold your hair back when you barf because I love you girl.

Until then, shots, shots, shots!

Grievance!

The rules of this game are simple. Every time a MAGA person brings up a conspiracy theory/grievance that you thought they would finally shut the fuck up about now that Trump got re-elected in a massive blowout, take a shot. You’ll be surprised how drunk you’re gonna get!

Examples of grievances that they would not shut up about during the Biden administration and apparently are still gonna yap yap yap about: Satan-worshiping elites run child sex rings and control our politics and media, definitively proven by Balenciaga’s 2022 campaign. (Technically that’s a Q-Anon theory, but tomato/tomahto). Why haven’t they prosecuted any of Epstein’s friends? (For even more fun you can say that Trump once called Epstein a “terrific guy.” Then take three shots). Why wouldn’t doctors prescribe Ivermectin? January 6th was a peaceful protest, I saw videos of people just walking through the Capitol.

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Adeline Dimond
Adeline Dimond

Written by Adeline Dimond

Federal attorney, writing thought crimes on Medium. To connect: Adeline.Dimond@gmail.com

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