Breast reduction surgery is actually covered, but they require you to take a certain amount off -- like, a lot. That doesn't sit well with me either because, like I pointed out with minimizing bras, I'm afraid to look like a penguin. (Love penguins, they just don't look great in anything other than tuxedos).

I'm seeing another doctor on Monday, and that's the last one. Then I'm just going to buy fancy French bras and be done with it.

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Adeline Dimond

Adeline Dimond

Federal attorney, writing thought crimes on Medium. To connect: Adeline.Dimond@gmail.com

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