Actually, it's pretty clear that Senator Franken didn't do anything that bad at all:

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/07/29/the-case-of-al-franken?source=search_google_dsa_paid&gclid=CjwKCAiA1uKMBhAGEiwAxzvX9xRotNz5K-e32TyYQ4MQjK2P4vb44rc6Pv8xv9rd1c-7aQOjmdR1RRoCkk0QAvD_BwE

I don't think I have the creativity of John Grisham, but thank you!