A Non-Exhaustive List of Men on Dating Apps Who Have Scientific Explanations Why I Should Come Over Tonight

I’ll graph that sentence later.

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I’m embarrassed to admit it, given my loud condemnation of dating apps, but I’m back on the dating apps. But it’s not my fault. Someone ghosted me who I was delusionally certain was not in fact ghosting me, and so I had to go back on to prove that I…