Too many sentences aloud make me want to set myself on fire.

A Bouquet of Flowers, Clara Peters, 1612 | Metropolitan Museum’s Open Access Program

Once I stopped trying so hard to find readers on Medium, I found readers on Medium

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Why is it still okay to comment?

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Ranking all the ways the self-help industry is filled with unethical, godless charlatans.

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7. It’s Easy to Make Money With Enough Hustle

Nothing matters, so stop putting shit on your face.

Lilith, by Dante Gabriel Rossetti, 1867 | Metropolitan Museum of Art Open Access Program

And how a dog deprogrammed me.

Marble 2-sided relief, Roman, 1st Century A.D. | Metropolitan Museum’s Open Access Program

My friend got stuck in the Taco Bell drive thru line in Corning, California. This is her story.

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When is a witch supposed to give up her spells?

The pink pineapple I cut up this afternoon

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