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Men, I Don’t Think You’re Sending Your Best People

The results of a thirty-six year longitudinal study.

Dropsy Courting Consumption, Thomas Rowlandson, October 25, 1810 | Metropolitan Museum of Art, Open Access Program

When I was sixteen, I decided I was going to lose my virginity to Larry. I had read enough Judy Blume, including the porn-adjacent Wifey, to know that I was going to like sex a lot and I thought I should take logistical control of the whole thing. Larry…